When the coffee's stronger than the pitch

Ever had one of those meetings where you walk in, all pumped to present, and your caffeine buzz cranks up to eleven? I once blurted out, ‘Our new drug is like coffee, but without the jitters!’ The look on the physician’s face was priceless — let’s just say I learned to reign it in a bit. Anyone else have hilarious slip-ups in front of clients?

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